laziest (but still good) breakfast ever

step 1:  buy canadian bacon (nice b/c it is already cooked and perfectly shaped for our purposes), eggs, and extra crisp english muffins, and american cheese

step 2:  wake up in the morning feeling super lazy and wanting something warm to eat

step 3:  put a split muffin in toaster, beat an egg then put it in a coffee cup that's been sprayed with PAM, put said coffee cup in microwave and heat for 40 seconds exactly.  by this time, your muffin should be about done.  layer the canadian bacon and american cheese on one side of the muffin and turn the coffee cup over onto your little muffin mountain of breakfast goodness.   top with other half of muffin and you've got yourself a cute little breakfast sandwich.

oh yeah, and put that coffee cup in the dishwasher.